The world's first crowdfunded billionaire
No invention. No startup. No talent. No noble cause. Just a guy. A landing page. And a ₱1,000,000,000 goal. A billion pesos is still a billion. Next stop : THE BILLION DOLLAR.
The topping that divides.
La viennoiserie qui divise.
Milestone Achievements
We’ll tick off achievements along the way — ₱1B unlocks everything.
💵 ₱1 — The First Feed
A kind soul clicked.
🍕 ₱1,000 — Pizza Day
Not enough for Hawaii, enough for pizza.
🧳 ₱10,000 — First Time Flying First Class
More legroom, same seat angle.
🍜 ₱50,000 — Bulk Ramen & Designer Hoodie
Eating noodles in LV.
🪙 ₱100,000 — Buy My First Bitcoin
0.000-something BTC, but it counts.
📱 ₱250,000 — 🎁 iPhone Giveaway 🎁
Sharing is caring.
💲₱500,000 — Launch the Official Feed Coin™
One billion pesos? Let’s start with one billion tokens.
👑 ₱1,000,000 — Local Millionnaire Starter Pack
Manila rich, New York broke.
🗽 ₱10,000,000 — Times Square Feed Me Billboard™
Times Square: now featuring my ego in 4K.
🪪 ₱25,000,000 — Acquire a Second Citizenship
From small town to worldwide.
🏎️ ₱50,000,000 — Get the LaFeedrrari™
Perfect for Instagram flex, not for groceries.
🏠 ₱100,000,000 — 🎁 House Giveaway 🎁
Changing someone’s life with four walls.
🛥️ ₱250,000,000 — Buy the Feed Me Yacht™
Floating proof that jokes can buy yachts.
🏝️ ₱500,000,000 — Buy a Tiny Island & Name It Feedonesia™
State of the Crowdfunded Wealth of Feeders.
🏢 ₱750,000,000 — Build the Feed Me Tower™ HQ
Internet money turned into concrete.
🦄 ₱999,999,999 — Unicorn Status
Still no product, but vibes are immaculate.
🖋️ ₱1,000,000,000 — Who Wants to Be Our Next CEO?
This job comes with a ₱100,000,000 gross salary (plus bragging rights for life).
Sponsor Milestones
🚗 The Feedmobile™
Slide into my DMs and let’s drive this.
🇺🇸 The Green Card
Stamp me a DM to the American Dream.
🏢 The Feed Me Condo™
Build me a DM.
🌏 The Feed Me World Tour™
Fly into my DMs.
🎬 The Feed Me Docu-Series™
My DM is streaming wide open.
🚀 The Feed Me to The Moon™
DM me to lift this off.